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From our cozy, functional pet-parent merch to Dief’s stories—celebrating the joy, the chaos, and the kind of love that never really leaves us.
Books and Resources
This section features a selection of books & resources that cover a little bit of everything—because life isn’t just one thing.
Humour
Deep Thoughts Brought to You By Dief
Ghost Written by Paloma Kinnear
Wise, witty, and just a little inappropriate — Diefenbaker is here to share what he’s learned by watching humans mess it all up.
From emotional meltdowns and deodorant negligence to ill-timed meetings and skunk encounters, this book is full of real talk, big feelings, and unapologetic sass.
Whether you're looking for questionable life advice, a reason to laugh, or just want to feel seen by a judgemental Rottweiler, this book delivers.
Read it. Gift it. Quote it. Just don’t blame Dief if you snort-laugh in public.
Reading age: 16+
Dief Thoughts
Ghost Written by Paloma Kinnear
Dief Thoughts: Brought to You by Dief is the wildly entertaining new book in the Diefenbaker series.
Dief is back at it again with his heartfelt, raunchy, canine experience in a world of humans.
Delivered in short, punchy insights — one per page — his thoughts swing between ridiculous, feral, and surprisingly profound.
Packed with canine honesty, unhinged logic, and the occasional act of emotional retaliation, Dief Thoughts is perfect for dog lovers and anyone with a sense of humour that leans a little unhinged.
You’ll laugh.
You’ll cringe.
You’ll wonder if your dog is keeping receipts.
And yes… you’ll still want to cuddle them afterwards.
Reading age: 16+
Dief Counts to Ten!
Written and Illustrated by Paloma Kinnear
Love counting? Or just love cartoon pets
acting like people? Then this is the book for you!
Whether you’re learning to count or just need a fun refresher, Dief Counts to Ten! is a playful journey through numbers — led by a goofy Rottweiler and his friends. No matter your age, counting is part of life… so why not make it fun for everyone?
In Dief and The Rainbow Bridge, a curious and loving Rottweiler named Diefenbaker learns about loss, memory, and healing through a gentle conversation with his big sister, a Labrador Retriever named Roxy. As they spend a sunny day together, Roxy shares stories about their late family members—Lucy and Marv—and explains the comforting story of the Rainbow Bridge.
Through tender dialogue and emotional discovery, Dief learns that even though loved ones who’ve passed away can't return for play-dates, their memories live on in photos, dreams, and the love that remains in our hearts. With warmth and reassurance, Roxy helps her little brother understand that it’s okay to feel sad and that those we love never truly leave us.
This story is a beautiful and compassionate introduction to grief for children, while also offering comfort, understanding, and hope to readers of all ages through the eyes of two beloved dogs.